All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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