Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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