No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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