You surviving the open bar?
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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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