The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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