At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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