He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
me + whiskey = a bad person
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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