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say what?
wanna hang out?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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