I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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