You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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