Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You ruined the universe
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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