You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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