I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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