If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
