my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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