my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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