youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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