His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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