whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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