the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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