Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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