Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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