Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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