doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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