Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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