C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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