The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
NoShamevember. You game?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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