windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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