What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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