i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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