i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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