I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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