508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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