Me. At least after what I've been through.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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