:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
