2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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