it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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