You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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