we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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