What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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