ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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