You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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