"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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