pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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