still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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