I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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