I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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