Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
false alarm, still single
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