that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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