After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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