If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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