Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.

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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

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(972): View more from Texas

I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"

(1-972): View more from Texas

More like "Chia Pet"

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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(512): View more from Texas

If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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(205): View more from Alabama

She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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(450): View more from Quebec

Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question

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