Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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